With all this talk of dating sites, my good friend Yasmeen thought it was high time to give my future hubby a few pointers. With the inspiration from the song “Dear Future Husband,” we both wrote our sides to it. Here’s Yasmeen’s thoughts, next week you’ll see mine.
Dear Amy’s Future Husband,
I thought you should have a list of Amy’s likes and dislikes. I realize that you being the love of her life and all, you probably already know her general likes and dislikes, but I thought I’d list them anyway. So here’s what I came up with! (Also feel free to make additions/amendments as you see fit because let’s face it, you’re probably the most important person in her life. *Wink*)
Dislikes:
(In no particular order)
# 1) Being wet
# 2) Being wet
(Yes, I repeated #1 twice)
# 3) Gum
# 4) Dipping sauce
# 5) Salad dressing
# 6) TV/Movie/Book spoilers
# 7) People who make spoilers an actual issue in life
Likes:
(In no particular order)
# 1) Best friend romance
# 2) Instant Mac N Cheese
# 3) Raw cookie dough
# 4) Anything with the words “mac” and “cheese” put together in a sentence
# 5) Books
# 7) Glee!
# 8) Syler
# 9) Sawyer
# 10) Good “bad boys” (hence the Syler & Sawyer reference)
(Note: If you watch(ed) Lost or Heroes, you’ll get these references)
# 11) Writing
# 12) Praising her “stalking” capabilities because they are legit and ninja-like!
(Note: If you’re reading this, chances are that you’re already her guy, but in the slight chance you’re not, run because she’ll somehow figure out you’ve read it… She makes #12 happen.)
I already know what you’re thinking, and yes, she’s THAT good.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
What are you doing? Are you mad?! I said run!
But then again you probably are her guy, and in that case (rest assured) she’s already stalked you a ton.
# 13) And most importantly, she’s a gem, so don’t ever let her go. It wouldn’t hurt to make her aware of her
awesomeness (ßyes, I just made that a word) every now and again… us girls really like that sort of stuff. 😉
Sincerely,
The annoying friend who will probably always be around to crash on you guys’ couch (kidding… but not really)
-Yasmeen H.
